Started my ninth month yesterday.
You know you are nine months pregnant when you try to squat to accomplish a chore, but fall down 30 seconds later.
You know you are nine month pregnant when you ask your husband to remove your toe nail polish for you. No, don't bother repainting them. Thank you. Just remove it.
You know you are nine months pregnant when you drop something on the floor and wait for your husband to walk across the room to pick it up for you.