Chris came home from work to me cooking. He plucked some food off of the underside of my belly, "Did you know that was there?"
Embarrassed, I answered, "No. I couldn't see it." and he laughed at me. But it's okay because he thinks I'm cute.
Chris heard the question from me, perhaps for the first time, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
His response: "Honey, you are fat. But I think you look cute." (followed by a hug and a kiss).