A Few More Things I've Learned Mo. 6

1.  It is best to keep your mouth closed when playing horsey with him on my knees... he drools.
2. Just because he is usually quiet and content in the mid afternoon does not mean he will be during a diplomat's presentation.
3. Necklaces, glasses, and hair must look like finger food.
4. If toys are absent, toes will do.
5. There is a reason for board books. No more sitting in my lap while I read my Bible.
6. If you forgot to pack an extra outfit in the diaper bag, he'll probably have blow out.
7. Don't lick your fingers when the food that is on them is pureed squash. 

http://heatherpaiges.blogspot.com/2011/11/few-things-ive-learned.html for Mo. 1